Battle Hymn of the Conservatives

Always wonder what the Conservatives were about? Well here's their theme song. Also to the tune of the Battle Hymn of the Republic.

Battle Hymn of the Conservatives

They believe that Reagan was the end all be it all
He convinced the masses that government should be small
Wealth would trickle down and benefit one and all
But Reagan’s dead and gone

Where oh where is their new leader
Where oh where is their new leader
Where oh where is their new leader
For Reagan’s dead and gone

Put Republicans in power what a mess that came to be
They kicked them to the curb and went on a spending spree
They catered to the libs and said to hell with you and me
For Reagan’s dead and gone

(refrain)

They just want to keep the money that they worked for all day long
Paying it in taxes for some reason feels so wrong
They just give it to a loser who just stuffs it in his bong
For Reagan’s dead and gone

(refrain)

They’re the only folks that listen to that old talk radio
Where the hosts will lead them they are all happy to go
To abortion and gay marriage they emphatically say no
But Reagan’s dead and gone

(refrain)

They believe the founding fathers should be risen from their graves
To admonish all Americans on their socialistic ways
And they simply can’t let go of their Reagan glory days
But Reagan’s dead and gone

(refrain)