The Battle Hymn of the Liberals

Want to know what the liberals are all about? Well I've created a theme song for them. Sing it to the tune of The Battle Hymn of the Republic.


Battle Hymn of the Liberals

We believe Obama is the second coming of the Lord
He promised change and redistributing wealth out to the poor
He causes swoons and flutters in the Washington Press Corp
Our agenda marches on

Funny, funny how we fooled ya’
Funny, funny how we fooled ya’
Funny, funny how we fooled ya’
Our agenda marches on

The Constitution does not matter we’ll just toss it to the curb
We’ll claim those accusations we’re socialists are absurd
Dissenters we’ll tag as racists, oh how we love that word
Our agenda marches on

(refrain)

The people may complain but that matters naught to us
They can print signs and send letters and create a major fuss
But we know they’re just a bunch of redneck inbred idiots
Our agenda marches on

(refrain)

If we lose support for movement we just change what they are called
If you knew what we were up to you'd be patently appalled
But we know free market systems need a Congressional overhaul
Our agenda marches on

(refrain)

We promise help to people but do our best to keep them poor
This ensures that they believe that they need us even more
But if you are in trouble don't come knocking on our door
Our agenda marches on

(refrain)