I Will Supply

Read to the tune of "I Will Survive"

Whatever it is you need I’ll be there for you
Just vote me into office and I’ll show what I can do
I’ll pay your doctor bills
And erectile dysfunction pills
I will supply, I will supply, yay, yah

Want to own your home, you’ll get a loan
But sorry you’ll just have to pay the mortgage on your own
But if you should default, We’ll just say it’s not your fault
I will supply, I will supply, yay, yay

I’ve you’ve run up credit card debt
I’ll pass some legislation and you will be all set
The guy next door will pay the fee for your spending spree
I’ll just raise his taxes, now see how easy that can be

You know that I, I will supply
I’ll give you everything you want, you know I wouldn’t lie
All the benefits I’ll bring, they won’t cost you a thing

I will supply, I will supply, I’ll supply

Have others made their wealth off your sweaty back
Are you angry that they getting all the things you lack
Let that hate inside you grow, And then take it to the polls
On your own you can’t succeed, so you know that you need me

I’ve you’ve run up credit card debt
I’ll pass some legislation and you will be all set
The guy next door will pay the fee for your spending spree
I’ll just raise his taxes, now see how easy that can be

You know that I, I will supply
I’ll give you everything you want, you know I wouldn’t lie
All the benefits I’ll bring, they won’t cost you a thing
I will supply, I will supply, I will supply