I Will Supply

Read to the tune of "I Will Survive"

Whatever it is you need I’ll be there for you
Just vote me into office and I’ll show what I can do
I’ll pay your doctor bills
And erectile dysfunction pills
I will supply, I will supply, yay, yah

Want to own your home, you’ll get a loan
But sorry you’ll just have to pay the mortgage on your own
But if you should default, We’ll just say it’s not your fault
I will supply, I will supply, yay, yay

I’ve you’ve run up credit card debt
I’ll pass some legislation and you will be all set
The guy next door will pay the fee for your spending spree
I’ll just raise his taxes, now see how easy that can be

You know that I, I will supply
I’ll give you everything you want, you know I wouldn’t lie
All the benefits I’ll bring, they won’t cost you a thing

I will supply, I will supply, I’ll supply

Have others made their wealth off your sweaty back
Are you angry that they getting all the things you lack
Let that hate inside you grow, And then take it to the polls
On your own you can’t succeed, so you know that you need me

I’ve you’ve run up credit card debt
I’ll pass some legislation and you will be all set
The guy next door will pay the fee for your spending spree
I’ll just raise his taxes, now see how easy that can be

You know that I, I will supply
I’ll give you everything you want, you know I wouldn’t lie
All the benefits I’ll bring, they won’t cost you a thing
I will supply, I will supply, I will supply

The Battle Hymn of the Liberals

Want to know what the liberals are all about? Well I've created a theme song for them. Sing it to the tune of The Battle Hymn of the Republic.


Battle Hymn of the Liberals

We believe Obama is the second coming of the Lord
He promised change and redistributing wealth out to the poor
He causes swoons and flutters in the Washington Press Corp
Our agenda marches on

Funny, funny how we fooled ya’
Funny, funny how we fooled ya’
Funny, funny how we fooled ya’
Our agenda marches on

The Constitution does not matter we’ll just toss it to the curb
We’ll claim those accusations we’re socialists are absurd
Dissenters we’ll tag as racists, oh how we love that word
Our agenda marches on

(refrain)

The people may complain but that matters naught to us
They can print signs and send letters and create a major fuss
But we know they’re just a bunch of redneck inbred idiots
Our agenda marches on

(refrain)

If we lose support for movement we just change what they are called
If you knew what we were up to you'd be patently appalled
But we know free market systems need a Congressional overhaul
Our agenda marches on

(refrain)

We promise help to people but do our best to keep them poor
This ensures that they believe that they need us even more
But if you are in trouble don't come knocking on our door
Our agenda marches on

(refrain)

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